Friday, March 28, 2008

Ya Young'in


Lurking about the internet i found a rather hilariously obnoxious story that i found truly amusing interview from XXL magazine with "DMX". Um..ya. Here goes.

This picture (of one of barack's irrvelivant speech's) seems to say "I'll teach you to be good , ya young'in" and along with "Yes, my mother called me Barack. Why on earth would your momma call you DMX you come out with that bull****"

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Are you following the presidential race?
Not at all.

You’re not? You know there’s a Black guy running, Barack Obama and then there’s Hillary Clinton.
His name is Barack?!

Barack Obama, yeah.
Barack?!

Barack.
What the f*ck is a Barack?! Barack Obama. Where he from, Africa?

Yeah, his dad is from Kenya.
Barack Obama?

Yeah.
What the f*ck?! That ain’t no f*cking name, yo. That ain’t that f*cking name. You can’t be serious. Barack Obama. Get the f*ck outta here.

You’re telling me you haven’t heard about him before.
I ain’t really paying much attention.

I mean, it’s pretty big if a Black…
Wow, Barack! The ****** name is Barack. Barack? ***** named Barack Obama. What the f*ck, man?! Is he serious? That ain’t his ****** name. I'ma tell this shit when I see him, “Stop that bullshit. Stop that bullshit” [laughs] “That ain’t your f*ckin' name.” Your momma ain’t name you no damn Barack.

So you’re not following the race. You can’t vote right?
Nope.

Is that why you’re not following it?
No, because it’s just—it doesn’t matter. They’re gonna do what they’re gonna do. It doesn’t really make a difference. These are the last years.

But it would be pretty big if we had a first Black president. That would be huge.
I mean, I guess…. What, they gon’ give a dog a bone? There you go. Ooh, we have a Black president now. They should’ve done that **** a long time ago, we wouldn’t be in the ****** position we in now. With world war coming up right now. They done f*cked this shit up then give it to the Black people, “Here you take it. Take my mess.”
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"dude be ego-trippin" He is already a questionable character. With lyrics of sluts and hoes , and run-ins with the law about dog fighting (wtf?!) he is pretty out there. This just goes to show that apparently not all people give a damn about the election. Like I obviously thought :P

Saturday, March 22, 2008

Symbolism Help Me Out Here


I fought my urge to be a non-religious person and went to church on passover Friday. While i sat there waiting for the service to begin i looked around and noticed that the majority of the people there were elderly folk. Just my luck, being stuck in a church with a bunch of old wind-bags who think that everything is about Jebus. So, about an exaggerated hour later they began to start. The priest or whatever, started to read some things from the bible. Twenty years later i actually started to be a little bit attentive and realized what he is saying. Things such as "..Jesus died for you.." and "... your sins.. blah blah blah" im like oh my god will this day never end. (pun) The a bunch of chicks and dudes started to sing plasm's and hymns and the like. I was praying (nawt) that the service would hurry up and be over with so that i can get my hot cross buns and tea , just kidding. Well, not really lol. So then i got to thinking... ( i know, dangerous) about what easter was really about. Seriously, what is the connection between the easter bunny and Jesus. Um, symbolism help me out here. Why the rabbit? Bunny's don't even lay eggs, hens do. Why in the world would a imaginatory being want to prance around decorating a chick baby and hide it around a house. It makes absolutely zero sense to me, at all.

Brave or Stupid

Hello , I felt the need to write about the poor seals. Some people can make a good argument about how the seals are over-populated and that we would be doing "good" by taking their lives. Well excuse me. Um ... sorry but, who gave you murderers the right to play god. To take another mammals life absolutely sickens me to my very core. Thank-you Paul Mcartney, for taking a stand to the violence. I thought that maybe a "celebrity" *cough* *cough* could make an impact on this generation. No. The reaction of this province was questionable. Everybody was like "We are just trying to make a living.." and "..god put it here for us to eat.." and all I can say is, what in the hell is wrong with todays society. Like really, there is a lot more things for you to consume you cannibalistic carnivores. Another thing there is a lot more jobs out there that im sure pay a lot more then being a seal-clubber. Also how could anybody have the heart to do that to a little baby seal. I'm not sure I want these kind of people around me if they can be so heartless and cruel. Oh and another thing, apparently somebody named Captain Paul Watson announced the following "They say it's part of their culture," said Captain Watson who himself grew up in an Eastern fishing village in the Canadian province of New Brunswick. "It's a culture based on the cruel clubbing of baby seals for a few weeks each year and drinking Canadian Club and beer the rest of the year. It's a culture that any Maritimer with half a brain abandoned generations ago." When i first read this I wasn't sure whether to be shocked at his bravery or insulted. Myself, being a maritimer take great pride in my heritage and MOST of the Newfoundland & Labrador traditions. I do see where he is coming from but he is a Newfoundlander how can he say that about his home? That is just adding to the stereotypes that we are stupid , and big drinkers. Although I get it, i can full heartily honestly saw that he took it a tad bit to far. I do really appreciate that he took the "time" and the "effort" (not that i have any idea who this geezer is) and did actually make at least one valid point, that It's not right. The way he went about insulting maritimer's was a little misguided but in the end he said what he had to say and I commend him fully. So, i wish the seal hunt would stop. For good.

Monday, March 17, 2008

Religion pushers

St. Patrick's day. Anybody know what its for? Apparently its about an Irish man named Patrick. A bishop in 387 AD. Some people believe that he changed his name when he became a bishop from Maewyn Succat to St. Patrick. His beliefs were that the druids(priests) were unholy worshipers and that they were praising the wrong things such as "plants or planets (Scientology?)". He converted many "pagans" into Christianity. Patrick's ideals or goals were not to take away anybodies religion away but to show them the new "god", something that he thought was better than any other beliefs. Well, he must have knew what he was talking about because he ended up building hundreds of churches and baptized over a hundred thousand people. Talk about religion pushers i got a advertisement in the mail today to convert to Jehovah’s Witness. Shockin'.

The Balls On That One

I know im not an american or anything but if i was i want to tell you my views on the upcoming election between Barack Obama and Hilary Clinton. Even though one of Barack’s followers in this presidential campaign leeked information that he is secretly not planning on making any of the changes that he has stated in his speechs. Even though his campaigning skills are "limited" in my opinon, i would still vote for him over Hilary Clinton anyday. Why you ask ? seems silly i know. I would rather vote for him then Hilary. Her entire focus is put on putting down Barack Obama. She thinks that its in the bag. She believes she is going to be president. Even if her husband was a lame half-ass leader, we should still give her a chance right ? Nah. she doesnt give a "hoot" about her compaign at allll. Her speechs are weak unreasearched, unstructred and poorly rehearsed. She even offered her opponent (who is in the lead) to a vice president job. like ? The balls on that one, sickens me. :P